60 Best Bumper Stickers Ever Seen On The Roads

13: My Jetpack

This bumper sticker is slapped on the back of a slow Volvo station wagon, but if you get the joke then you’ll understand the humor behind this bumper sticker (via Dequan TV).

12: Use Your Own Brain

Stop trying to drive this person’s sports car, you should get your own, you will be happier with the result. The Suzuki that is pictured was at one point going to be the hot new model. Now these cars have been relegated to used car status and this bumper sticker is evidence that the owner of this car still wants some attention (via Dequan TV).

This is a bumper sticker that will incite some serious emotions. Getting on the bad side of other drivers is something that many people will do by using a bumper sticker.

11: I’m Retired

This driver is retired and they just want other motorists to go around them. It’s a rather simple request for the road (via Dequan TV).

10: Money Can’t Buy Happiness

This bumper sticker exhibits the fact that money can’t buy happiness, but bacon on the other hand can make you quite a happy person indeed (via Dequan TV).

9: The Older I Get

No one wants to get older, aging is not a happy thing. But, this bumper sticker shows that it doesn’t always have to be a bad experience (via Dequan TV).

8: We Love You, America

American bumper stickers are all the rage, and if you have one that displays a good message, you can’t go wrong. This bumper sticker is patriotic, and the styling is unique considering the design. The color of this bumper sticker comes with a stern message that will make you look twice (via Dequan TV).

If you want to show your love for the country, you can’t go wrong with this one. Every once in a while there will be that one bumper sticker that stands out from the crowd and this is one of those.

7: Feed Me

Gas prices causing you pain at the pump? This is a unique bumper sticker that sheds some humor on an otherwise painful experience (via Dequan TV).

6: Mom Naps

Can’t find time to take a nap? We’ve all been there. Fortunately, there are bumper stickers like this one that illustrate that fact (via Dequan TV).

This mom was quite fed-up with never being able to achieve a nap, so she got a bumper sticker that vented her frustration. When it came to expressing herself, this mom did it well with this unique bumper sticker.

5: Skeletal Message

This driver sent a simple-yet-forceful message by using a skeleton’s hand to get this point across. Not much more to say about this one.

4: Are You Following Jesus This Close?

Faith-based bumper stickers are popular in some areas, and this is a unique one that drives the point home (via Dequan TV). There aren’t a lot of faith-based bumper stickers on the market that are as unique as this one is.

3: Seriously?

This is no joke when it comes to texting and driving, but this driver decided to have a little fun with the seriousness of the subject (via Dequan TV).

2: At Last You’re Honest

Park like an idiot? Well, you aren’t the only one, because apparently this driver does as well. Parking isn’t an easy thing, especially in a big city, where this driver might be from according to this bumper sticker (via Dequan TV). But with this bumper sticker in front and center display, there is no way to consider parking next to this person.

1: The Closer You Get

Ah, finally we meet tailgaters again. There is nothing worse than someone who is intentionally driving slow. But even worse than that are tailgaters, who tend to get close to a car and make it inevitable that a crash will happen (via Dequan TV). This bumper sticker is a firm message to those people to ensure they don’t do this again. One tailgater is too many when it comes to driving.