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60 Best Bumper Stickers Ever Seen On The Roads

Cameron Eittreim April 5, 2022

Our cars reflect our personality, which is why people go to such great lengths to customize their cars’ appearance and personalities. One such way drivers speak their mind on the roadways is with bumper stickers. These stickers can range from political to obscene to comical depending on who’s behind the wheel. With the rise of social media, bumper stickers have become more of a fashion statement than ever before.

Because of Amazon and the Internet, you can easily find a bumper sticker that resonates with almost any situation in your life. Bumper stickers can be controversial or modest, and some drivers pick their bumper stickers to offend specific groups of other people. We looked at 60 of the best bumper stickers on the road that venture beyond the normal realm of thought right here.

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60: I’ve Got A Perfect Body

What we have here is a funny play on words. When you pulled up to this car, you’d instantly think it was someone talking about their body image. But take a closer look, and this is more like a Halloween-themed bumper sticker. There’s allegedly a body in the trunk of the car that may be getting a bit rank (via Hot Cars).

If you want to get your car noticed, this is one of the ways to do it. Other drivers couldn’t miss this bumper sticker even if they tried.

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59: Honk Please

This bumper sticker hits close to home when you think about the current automotive industry. How many times have we heard about a Tesla driver falling asleep at the wheel in recent years? In this case, the driver of an expensive sports car jokingly tells other drivers to honk if they look sleepy (via Hot Cars).

This could be a play on words or a legitimate request from the driver. It’s hard to tell when so many modern bumper stickers are created out of pure satire. Needless to say, it’s an interesting bumper sticker that looks out of place on a sports car.

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58: Science In Action

There are many positive and negative thoughts about global warming and drivers tend to be opinionated both ways. This driver was poking fun at the thought of global warming with this bumper sticker. Affixed to what appears to be an older model Ford Taurus, there’s a tree attached to the bumper sticker (via Hot Cars).

While you might not approve of the delivery, this is one unique way to combat global warming. The interesting thing here is that the tree has managed to remain attached to the vehicle. You’d think that driving at high speed would cause the tree to fly off, but that doesn’t appear to be the case.

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57: Adults On Board

When it comes to comical bumper stickers, this bumper sticker claims there are adults on board and they want to live just like kids who may be riding. The owner of this car wants everyone to drive safe to preserve the lives of all people on the roadway (via Hot Cars).

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56: Money Honey

Money is important in life, right? Well, that is the obvious case when you look at this unique stick figure bumper sticker. These types of decals have become popular in recent years, but they usually center around a family. This one plays on the joke about a wife being expensive (via Hot Cars).

The two stick people are standing next to a stack of money, indicating the wife has costly habits. This is a unique bumper sticker that stands out from the rest.

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55: Saturn & Uranus

This bumper sticker mixes in a play on the Saturn car brand, some toilet humor, and some interstellar planet names all in one. A unique aspect this bumper sticker is that it takes advantage of the existing Saturn badge already on the vehicle (via Dequan TV).

Not the most mature bumper sticker out there, but funny nonetheless.

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54: Back Of My Car

What happens when you get too close to this person’s car? Well, you need to back off, of course. This is a bumper sticker that definitely lets other drivers know they are too close. Choosing a bumper sticker that attracts attention isn’t a challenge in today’s world (via Dequan TV).

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53: Horn Broke!!

Here we have another play on words, this one implies you will get the finger if this driver is agitated. Sometimes angry drivers will honk the horn, but that doesn’t seem to be the case with this driver. The driver went for a bumper sticker that would showcase his unique sense of humor (via Dequan TV).

The horn has stopped working, and you’ll get a more aggressive gesture instead. While there are bumper stickers that make us scratch our heads, this one gives a crystal clear message.

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52: Baby On Board

This bumper sticker is a play on words with a physical object based on a sticker. We have a baby doll stuck directly to a board, making this one of the strangest ‘bumper stickers’ in memory (via Dequan TV).

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51. Zombie Chasing Stick Figures

This might be a decoration that was added around Halloween by the owner, and it stuck around every sense. Still, you’ll seldom see something this unique on the back of a vehicle when you’re on the road.

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50: Grand Theft Auto

Grand Theft Auto was a cultural phenomenon and influenced an entire generation on how to drive. For better or worse, you’ve probably seen a bad driver on the road and thought of the GTA series of games before (via Dequan TV). This driver decided to broadcast that they did with this bumper sticker.

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49: Dora The Explorer

OK, this one is a unique placement. The owner took the words “Dora The” and placed them above the nameplate of a Ford Explorer. You won’t see a bumper sticker like this this all that often. But it was a great play on words, and anyone who grew up in this era will know what it means (via Dequan TV).

The Explorer itself has been the butt of jokes for decades, and doing something like this on the back of it will only add to that. This Explorer owner was obviously having a bit of fun with this decal.

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48: My Driving Scares Me Too

Do people often say your driving scares them? Well, this is the bumper sticker for you. What better way to let the world know they should watch out than this bumper sticker (via Dequan TV)?

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47: To Honk or Not to Honk

This is a decal intended to grab your attention. Don’t let the cutesy pink letter fool you, because this decal has a secret meaning. Take a closer look, it asks you to honk if you see a kid fall out of the car (via Dequan TV).

Any driver looking at that from a distance will be concerned because of the wording. This is a joke obviously that is meant to grab a driver’s attention.

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46: 0-60 (Eventually)

This is a bumper sticker slapped on the back of this car to make a statement. Like a lot of drivers, the person who owns this car was probably tired of being tailgated. This car owner isn’t going to speed up to any high rate of speed and will simply be content with getting there eventually (via Dequan TV).

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45: Opinions?

Do you have strong opinions? This driver does, and they want the world to know that. This bumper sticker is fairly straightforward and to the point with some bland styling (via Dequan TV).

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44: He’s Married

This bumper sticker is a wife joke with something that some men can relate to. It takes the classic driver carries no cash sticker that you’ll see on taxi cabs and adds a little bit of modern flair to it (via Dequan TV).

If you’ve always wanted to advertise that you are married, this bumper sticker is the perfect way to do that. The bumper sticker stands out and will grab your attention when you see it for the first time.

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43: I’m 70…Leave Me Alone

No one wants to get older, but that’s exactly what happened to the owner of this bumper sticker right here. The small font doesn’t distract from the seemingly endless array of painful text (via Dequan TV).

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42: Daddy Farted

Have you ever been stuck in a car when someone set off a notoriously bad smell? Well, this driver decided to have some fun with this question and got this purposeful bumper sticker (via Dequan TV).

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41: Stop Me If You Can

How often have you been behind someone in traffic who was tailgating your car? Then this bumper sticker was created for you. The meaning of this bumper sticker lets the driver behind you know that you will do a “brake check” on them (via Dequan TV).

Doing a brake check is something that happens when drivers get aggravated with people tailgating. This is an annoying thing that most drivers have to deal with at some point in time.

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40: Former Honor Student

How often have you had a student who seemed to fall off when it came to their studies? This isn’t something that is uncommon and this parent was fed up (via Dequan TV).

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39: On My Way To Work

No one likes to go to work, it’s the reason why there are entrepreneurs in this world. But there are times when you just have to go. This bumper sticker illustrates the driver’s dissatisfaction with going to work every day (via Dequan TV).

Having a bumper sticker that showcases this distance for work is an entertaining thing to do nonetheless. There are several bumper stickers on the market and they are an interesting addition.

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38: Hidden Doge

The Dodge logo on the back of certain pickup truck tailgates can be easily modified. The owner of this truck did exactly that with a sticker of a dog in the middle of the word (via Dequan TV).

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37: Don’t Touch

This is an interesting bumper sticker that makes a joke about the type of car it is. Saying don’t touch me and implying that car isn’t an easy one. The style of the bumper sticker is plain at best, but that’s alright (via Dequan TV).

It’s not about how detailed the bumper sticker is, it’s about what makes it unique and something that appeals to a wide range of drivers.

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36: Old Fart

You’re never too old to embrace being an old fart, so this person decided to do it with a bumper sticker. The color of the sticker is fairly blue and basic, as is the white font. But it gets the point across (via Dequan TV).

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35: Better Let Them Pass

This bumper sticker is what happens when you’ve been on the road for far too long. Simple, and yet the message is effective. This driver was planning to go somewhere in a hurry, but that isn’t going to work anymore (via Dequan TV).

This is a bumper sticker that you won’t see often, but if you see the person speeding now, you’ll know why.

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34: You Shall Not Pass

Taking a cue from the popularity of award-winning film franchise ‘The Lord Of The Rings’ and its main wizard Gandalf, this bumper sticker forcefully tells other drivers they shall not pass (via Dequan TV).

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33: That’s Usually How It Goes

This bumper sticker is the quintessential woe is me. It illustrates someone who’s feeling down on themselves and keeps getting the same results. Some drivers feel like they are on a constant hamster wheel when we are going to work every day, day in and day out (via Dequan TV).

The bumper sticker is plain in styling and doesn’t offer a lot in terms of substance. But if you relate to the feelings that are expressed on this bumper sticker then you might be like everyone else in this persons life.

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32: Driving A Stick Shift….On A Hill

Everyone who has ever driven a stick shift car knows that hills are the enemy of a stick shift driver. This bumper sticker exhibits the worry of the other drivers who are rolling behind you (via Dequan TV).

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31: What Do You Say?

They say a mind is beautiful, and a closed mind won’t retain any information. This bumper sticker shows why you should always be willing to keep on open mind (via Dequan TV).

You’ll learn a lot more, and your horizons will constantly expand in this world. There’s far less to see in this world when your mind is closed.

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30: Don’t You Dare Hit This Car!

You always have to be careful when you aren’t sure if someone has car insurance. This bumper sticker is evidence of that. This driver is making a joke about a potential lapse in coverage they have on their car. There are instances where you are going to come into contact with other drivers who don’t have the proper insurance (via Dequan TV).

But this is a common situation, and the joke isn’t that funny. The driver could indeed be lacking in the insurance department, and that isn’t a good thing. The great thing about this bumper sticker is that it takes a real life situation and makes it comical and relatable.

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29: Obey Gravity

Gravity will pull you down quicker than anything else in life, and the same can be said when it comes to driving a car. Take a look at this bumper sticker, and you’ll have a glimpse (via Dequan TV).

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28: Self-Aware Bumper Sticker

Self awareness is almost like a boosted self confidence, and in an odd way that’s the case when you see this bumper sticker. The design which looks like a warning label is designed to get your attention instantly. On top of that the wording of the bumper sticker is something that you’d never expect to read (via Dequan TV).

The driver obviously had a point to prove when they decided to show this bumper sticker off. A sense of humor is always important when you’re on the road. This bumper sticker does a great job of exhibiting a great sense of humor and a unique style to it.

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27: You’re Not An Artist

Dream big, dream often. This is something that we all should believe a time or two. This bumper sticker is for all those dreamers who want to achieve more (via Dequan TV). The styling of the bumper sticker is classic, and it sends a great message. This bumper sticker offers a bit of an inspirational message as well.

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26: A Niche Bumper Sticker

Well, they say parents are becoming more hip with the modern age. That would be the case when you look at this bumper sticker. You’ve seen the over protective father figure in a young girl’s life over and over again, and this bumper sticker signals that trend is changing today (via Dequan TV). There aren’t many like this one, and you are forced to read it because it’s so unique.

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25: Not The Greatest Car

So this person knows that they don’t have the greatest car on the road, but they decided to take the nameplate on the car and use it to create a unique bumper sticker with a twist on a famous song by Jack Black and Kyle Gass (via Dequan TV).

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24: World’s Best Driver

This bumper sticker is funny not because of what it says specifically, but instead that it has been placed on a Toyota Prius car. The Prius is by far one of the most boring cars on the road (via Dequan TV).

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23: A Tough Trio

This person has a trio of ailments affecting them and it’s leading to quite the annoying set of circumstances fat night. That is, that’s what they’re at least claiming on this bumper sticker (via Dequan TV).

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22: Horses Make Me Happy

You don’t have to be a horse lover to enjoy the mystique and beauty that comes with riding one. In fact, some people even enjoy the company of horses more than people. This bumper sticker is evidence of that for this car owner (via Dequan TV).

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21: Trust Issues and Cynicism

This bumper sticker showcases these drivers’ trust issues. It’s amazing that people still have issues like this in the modern era. Now, in addition to this bumper sticker building on the clinical depression of most people, it also goes against the grain when you think about being let down (via Dequan TV).

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20: Warning

The world is dangerous, and drivers need to protect themselves as best as possible. This driver decided to put a warning as his bumper sticker for any would-be criminals (via Dequan TV).

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19: Extraterrestrial

Aliens are fun and this bumper sticker goes to showcase that. This would be a bumper sticker that you’d expect to see around Roswell. Many bumper stickers that you’ll see in New Mexico or Arizona focus on aliens and paranormal activity (via Dequan TV).

What do you do with a bumper sticker like this? Well, you could slap it on the back of your vintage van. In this case, the bumper sticker lets you know that the seatbelts prevent you from being abducted by aliens from another planet.

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18: Ban Stupid People

This bumper sticker has a dual-purpose message because some dogs are perceived as being dangerous but a stupid person is a much more dangerous proposition (via Dequan TV).

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17: PETA?

This bumper sticker is a bit controversial but if you see it then you probably understand the inside joke mentality of it. Don’t take this bumper sticker too seriously, but if you love meat then you can relate (via Dequan TV).

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16: Yes, This Is My Truck

Everyone assumes that if someone has a pickup truck, they automatically have to help you move. But this isn’t always the case, and sometimes pickup truck owners just get fed up with always being the ones looked at to help move (via Dequan TV).

This bumper sticker is evidence of a driver who just got a bit fed up with always being the only one to help friends move. Many aspects about this bumper sticker will incite the nerves of other drivers. This might be the reason the driver of this car chose the bumper sticker, to make other drivers angry.

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15: Pflugerville

This is an interesting bumper sticker that pokes fun at a town in Texas. The styling is simple but you’ll definitely notice it when you’re driving behind it (via Dequan TV).

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14: Stop Looking At The Back Of My Car

Sometimes a car just has a nice rear end, and this bumper sticker helps illustrate that fact quite a bit. You’ll notice the styling is emboldened so you look at it. When you have an obscene-looking sports car like the one pictured zbove it can be hard not to look at it (via Dequan TV).

Very few bumper stickers have come off as customary as this one did. The same goes for the student driver bumper sticker which means that you should watch out.

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13: My Jetpack

This bumper sticker is slapped on the back of a slow Volvo station wagon, but if you get the joke then you’ll understand the humor behind this bumper sticker (via Dequan TV).

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12: Use Your Own Brain

Stop trying to drive this person’s sports car, you should get your own, you will be happier with the result. The Suzuki that is pictured was at one point going to be the hot new model. Now these cars have been relegated to used car status and this bumper sticker is evidence that the owner of this car still wants some attention (via Dequan TV).

This is a bumper sticker that will incite some serious emotions. Getting on the bad side of other drivers is something that many people will do by using a bumper sticker.

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11: I’m Retired

This driver is retired and they just want other motorists to go around them. It’s a rather simple request for the road (via Dequan TV).

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10: Money Can’t Buy Happiness

This bumper sticker exhibits the fact that money can’t buy happiness, but bacon on the other hand can make you quite a happy person indeed (via Dequan TV).

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9: The Older I Get

No one wants to get older, aging is not a happy thing. But, this bumper sticker shows that it doesn’t always have to be a bad experience (via Dequan TV).

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8: We Love You, America

American bumper stickers are all the rage, and if you have one that displays a good message, you can’t go wrong. This bumper sticker is patriotic, and the styling is unique considering the design. The color of this bumper sticker comes with a stern message that will make you look twice (via Dequan TV).

If you want to show your love for the country, you can’t go wrong with this one. Every once in a while there will be that one bumper sticker that stands out from the crowd and this is one of those.

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7: Feed Me

Gas prices causing you pain at the pump? This is a unique bumper sticker that sheds some humor on an otherwise painful experience (via Dequan TV).

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6: Mom Naps

Can’t find time to take a nap? We’ve all been there. Fortunately, there are bumper stickers like this one that illustrate that fact (via Dequan TV).

This mom was quite fed-up with never being able to achieve a nap, so she got a bumper sticker that vented her frustration. When it came to expressing herself, this mom did it well with this unique bumper sticker.

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5: Skeletal Message

This driver sent a simple-yet-forceful message by using a skeleton’s hand to get this point across. Not much more to say about this one.

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4: Are You Following Jesus This Close?

Faith-based bumper stickers are popular in some areas, and this is a unique one that drives the point home (via Dequan TV). There aren’t a lot of faith-based bumper stickers on the market that are as unique as this one is.

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3: Seriously?

This is no joke when it comes to texting and driving, but this driver decided to have a little fun with the seriousness of the subject (via Dequan TV).

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2: At Last You’re Honest

Park like an idiot? Well, you aren’t the only one, because apparently this driver does as well. Parking isn’t an easy thing, especially in a big city, where this driver might be from according to this bumper sticker (via Dequan TV). But with this bumper sticker in front and center display, there is no way to consider parking next to this person.

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1: The Closer You Get

Ah, finally we meet tailgaters again. There is nothing worse than someone who is intentionally driving slow. But even worse than that are tailgaters, who tend to get close to a car and make it inevitable that a crash will happen (via Dequan TV). This bumper sticker is a firm message to those people to ensure they don’t do this again. One tailgater is too many when it comes to driving.

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