60 Best Bumper Stickers Ever Seen On The Roads

36: Old Fart

You’re never too old to embrace being an old fart, so this person decided to do it with a bumper sticker. The color of the sticker is fairly blue and basic, as is the white font. But it gets the point across (via Dequan TV).

35: Better Let Them Pass

This bumper sticker is what happens when you’ve been on the road for far too long. Simple, and yet the message is effective. This driver was planning to go somewhere in a hurry, but that isn’t going to work anymore (via Dequan TV).

This is a bumper sticker that you won’t see often, but if you see the person speeding now, you’ll know why.

34: You Shall Not Pass

Taking a cue from the popularity of award-winning film franchise ‘The Lord Of The Rings’ and its main wizard Gandalf, this bumper sticker forcefully tells other drivers they shall not pass (via Dequan TV).

33: That’s Usually How It Goes

This bumper sticker is the quintessential woe is me. It illustrates someone who’s feeling down on themselves and keeps getting the same results. Some drivers feel like they are on a constant hamster wheel when we are going to work every day, day in and day out (via Dequan TV).

The bumper sticker is plain in styling and doesn’t offer a lot in terms of substance. But if you relate to the feelings that are expressed on this bumper sticker then you might be like everyone else in this persons life.

32: Driving A Stick Shift….On A Hill

Everyone who has ever driven a stick shift car knows that hills are the enemy of a stick shift driver. This bumper sticker exhibits the worry of the other drivers who are rolling behind you (via Dequan TV).

31: What Do You Say?

They say a mind is beautiful, and a closed mind won’t retain any information. This bumper sticker shows why you should always be willing to keep on open mind (via Dequan TV).

You’ll learn a lot more, and your horizons will constantly expand in this world. There’s far less to see in this world when your mind is closed.

30: Don’t You Dare Hit This Car!

You always have to be careful when you aren’t sure if someone has car insurance. This bumper sticker is evidence of that. This driver is making a joke about a potential lapse in coverage they have on their car. There are instances where you are going to come into contact with other drivers who don’t have the proper insurance (via Dequan TV).

But this is a common situation, and the joke isn’t that funny. The driver could indeed be lacking in the insurance department, and that isn’t a good thing. The great thing about this bumper sticker is that it takes a real life situation and makes it comical and relatable.

29: Obey Gravity

Gravity will pull you down quicker than anything else in life, and the same can be said when it comes to driving a car. Take a look at this bumper sticker, and you’ll have a glimpse (via Dequan TV).

28: Self-Aware Bumper Sticker

Self awareness is almost like a boosted self confidence, and in an odd way that’s the case when you see this bumper sticker. The design which looks like a warning label is designed to get your attention instantly. On top of that the wording of the bumper sticker is something that you’d never expect to read (via Dequan TV).

The driver obviously had a point to prove when they decided to show this bumper sticker off. A sense of humor is always important when you’re on the road. This bumper sticker does a great job of exhibiting a great sense of humor and a unique style to it.

27: You’re Not An Artist

Dream big, dream often. This is something that we all should believe a time or two. This bumper sticker is for all those dreamers who want to achieve more (via Dequan TV). The styling of the bumper sticker is classic, and it sends a great message. This bumper sticker offers a bit of an inspirational message as well.

26: A Niche Bumper Sticker

Well, they say parents are becoming more hip with the modern age. That would be the case when you look at this bumper sticker. You’ve seen the over protective father figure in a young girl’s life over and over again, and this bumper sticker signals that trend is changing today (via Dequan TV). There aren’t many like this one, and you are forced to read it because it’s so unique.

25: Not The Greatest Car

So this person knows that they don’t have the greatest car on the road, but they decided to take the nameplate on the car and use it to create a unique bumper sticker with a twist on a famous song by Jack Black and Kyle Gass (via Dequan TV).

24: World’s Best Driver

This bumper sticker is funny not because of what it says specifically, but instead that it has been placed on a Toyota Prius car. The Prius is by far one of the most boring cars on the road (via Dequan TV).

23: A Tough Trio

This person has a trio of ailments affecting them and it’s leading to quite the annoying set of circumstances fat night. That is, that’s what they’re at least claiming on this bumper sticker (via Dequan TV).

22: Horses Make Me Happy

You don’t have to be a horse lover to enjoy the mystique and beauty that comes with riding one. In fact, some people even enjoy the company of horses more than people. This bumper sticker is evidence of that for this car owner (via Dequan TV).

21: Trust Issues and Cynicism

This bumper sticker showcases these drivers’ trust issues. It’s amazing that people still have issues like this in the modern era. Now, in addition to this bumper sticker building on the clinical depression of most people, it also goes against the grain when you think about being let down (via Dequan TV).

20: Warning

The world is dangerous, and drivers need to protect themselves as best as possible. This driver decided to put a warning as his bumper sticker for any would-be criminals (via Dequan TV).

19: Extraterrestrial

Aliens are fun and this bumper sticker goes to showcase that. This would be a bumper sticker that you’d expect to see around Roswell. Many bumper stickers that you’ll see in New Mexico or Arizona focus on aliens and paranormal activity (via Dequan TV).

What do you do with a bumper sticker like this? Well, you could slap it on the back of your vintage van. In this case, the bumper sticker lets you know that the seatbelts prevent you from being abducted by aliens from another planet.

18: Ban Stupid People

This bumper sticker has a dual-purpose message because some dogs are perceived as being dangerous but a stupid person is a much more dangerous proposition (via Dequan TV).

17: PETA?

This bumper sticker is a bit controversial but if you see it then you probably understand the inside joke mentality of it. Don’t take this bumper sticker too seriously, but if you love meat then you can relate (via Dequan TV).

16: Yes, This Is My Truck

Everyone assumes that if someone has a pickup truck, they automatically have to help you move. But this isn’t always the case, and sometimes pickup truck owners just get fed up with always being the ones looked at to help move (via Dequan TV).

This bumper sticker is evidence of a driver who just got a bit fed up with always being the only one to help friends move. Many aspects about this bumper sticker will incite the nerves of other drivers. This might be the reason the driver of this car chose the bumper sticker, to make other drivers angry.

15: Pflugerville

This is an interesting bumper sticker that pokes fun at a town in Texas. The styling is simple but you’ll definitely notice it when you’re driving behind it (via Dequan TV).

14: Stop Looking At The Back Of My Car

Sometimes a car just has a nice rear end, and this bumper sticker helps illustrate that fact quite a bit. You’ll notice the styling is emboldened so you look at it. When you have an obscene-looking sports car like the one pictured zbove it can be hard not to look at it (via Dequan TV).

Very few bumper stickers have come off as customary as this one did. The same goes for the student driver bumper sticker which means that you should watch out.

13: My Jetpack

This bumper sticker is slapped on the back of a slow Volvo station wagon, but if you get the joke then you’ll understand the humor behind this bumper sticker (via Dequan TV).

12: Use Your Own Brain

Stop trying to drive this person’s sports car, you should get your own, you will be happier with the result. The Suzuki that is pictured was at one point going to be the hot new model. Now these cars have been relegated to used car status and this bumper sticker is evidence that the owner of this car still wants some attention (via Dequan TV).

This is a bumper sticker that will incite some serious emotions. Getting on the bad side of other drivers is something that many people will do by using a bumper sticker.

11: I’m Retired

This driver is retired and they just want other motorists to go around them. It’s a rather simple request for the road (via Dequan TV).

10: Money Can’t Buy Happiness

This bumper sticker exhibits the fact that money can’t buy happiness, but bacon on the other hand can make you quite a happy person indeed (via Dequan TV).

9: The Older I Get

No one wants to get older, aging is not a happy thing. But, this bumper sticker shows that it doesn’t always have to be a bad experience (via Dequan TV).

8: We Love You, America

American bumper stickers are all the rage, and if you have one that displays a good message, you can’t go wrong. This bumper sticker is patriotic, and the styling is unique considering the design. The color of this bumper sticker comes with a stern message that will make you look twice (via Dequan TV).

If you want to show your love for the country, you can’t go wrong with this one. Every once in a while there will be that one bumper sticker that stands out from the crowd and this is one of those.

7: Feed Me

Gas prices causing you pain at the pump? This is a unique bumper sticker that sheds some humor on an otherwise painful experience (via Dequan TV).

6: Mom Naps

Can’t find time to take a nap? We’ve all been there. Fortunately, there are bumper stickers like this one that illustrate that fact (via Dequan TV).

This mom was quite fed-up with never being able to achieve a nap, so she got a bumper sticker that vented her frustration. When it came to expressing herself, this mom did it well with this unique bumper sticker.

5: Skeletal Message

This driver sent a simple-yet-forceful message by using a skeleton’s hand to get this point across. Not much more to say about this one.

4: Are You Following Jesus This Close?

Faith-based bumper stickers are popular in some areas, and this is a unique one that drives the point home (via Dequan TV). There aren’t a lot of faith-based bumper stickers on the market that are as unique as this one is.

3: Seriously?

This is no joke when it comes to texting and driving, but this driver decided to have a little fun with the seriousness of the subject (via Dequan TV).

2: At Last You’re Honest

Park like an idiot? Well, you aren’t the only one, because apparently this driver does as well. Parking isn’t an easy thing, especially in a big city, where this driver might be from according to this bumper sticker (via Dequan TV). But with this bumper sticker in front and center display, there is no way to consider parking next to this person.

1: The Closer You Get

Ah, finally we meet tailgaters again. There is nothing worse than someone who is intentionally driving slow. But even worse than that are tailgaters, who tend to get close to a car and make it inevitable that a crash will happen (via Dequan TV). This bumper sticker is a firm message to those people to ensure they don’t do this again. One tailgater is too many when it comes to driving.