10: The Chevy Junker
Box-style Chevy trucks are a dime a dozen, and these old trucks are often passed down as gifts. Reddit user kinfolk told a story about a good laugh that he got one summer. “My friend in high school (around 2003) had purchased his first vehicle, a 1982 Chevy pickup truck. It was a clunker, but it was awesome all the same. We were cruising around town one day and while stopped at a stoplight he says “Watch this, I’m gonna gun it and see how fast I can get to 30.
“The light turns green and we steadily pick up speed and he says “oh yeah! 0-30 in under 5 seconds!” So I reply “How fast from 0-60?!” He says “I don’t know, haven’t gotten there yet :(” Best damn laugh of the entire summer.”