19: An Inappropriate Mellow Yellow With No Ice
Repetition is one of the drawbacks to working the drive-thru window, but thousands of employees do it every day. Reddit user CaptainKuntz told of an inappropriate drive-thru patron who would target young female employees. “Had a guy consistently come through the drive-thru with his penis out and showing the young girls running the windows. He would always order the same thing, large mellow yellow no ice, always on a Sunday, and always wearing military fatigues. Then he stopped showing up for a bit, we called him private peters, as our little sign to call the cops if he showed up again.
“A month later we get an order for a large mellow yellow no ice, so I decided to take over the window because had a 16-year-old running cash and sure enough he hands me his money with his d**k in his other hand. We convinced the car in front of him to stay in the lane and we called the cops, he got suspicious and left but they caught him, and was charged.” Thanks to the quick thinking of this drive-thru worker, this pervert was taken off of the streets.