9: A Man And His Goat
Farm animals going for a ride is not a strange occurrence, especially if you reside in the Midwest. Reddit user CChordtraplord describes “I was on the other end of a similar situation, I was the guy with a goat in the car. I was in High school, saw an ad in the newspaper for a young goat, free to a good home. So I told my mom I was going to get a pet goat and she shrugged it off with a “yeah, okay “. I took that as permission enough so I made the call and to my delight, the goat still needed a home but there was a catch, it’s 2 goats, mother, and daughter and she doesn’t want to split them up.
“Two goats couldn’t possibly be any more difficult than one, so fuck it, I’ll take them both! I don’t have my license yet so my buddy takes me out to the country to claim my new best friends. Probably partially the munchies and partially thinking it would be funny, we decide to go thru McDonald’s. Placed our order and pull up to the first window and the lady looks inquisitively at us and says “you know you got goats back there”