
Pipe Smoking Scuba Driver
This crazy old fella crashed his car into a lake, but when emergency services arrived to rescue him, they found he was still smoking his pipe!
A West Midlands Ambulance Service spokesperson commented: “The man who is in his eighties had gone to the farm to fish in its lake. After his car ended up in the water, he smoked his pipe and chatted to the farmer who went into the lake in his waders. Firefighters carried him from his car back onto land.”

Spyder Man
Want to impress your friends and look cool on social media? Why not break out the brand-new Porsche 918 Spyder, flip the devil sign and peel off?
Surely nothing could go wrong…