13: Juan Uribe – Porsche Cayenne
Baseball stars make a massive amount of cheese, but what Juan Uribe did to his is almost unquestionable. The poor car has suffered from several bad modifications, the first of which is this hideous front bumper that’s pictured below.
The Cayenne is the favorite of rappers and anyone who wants to look rich. Before Lamborghini was in the mix, the Cayenne was the first exotic SUV. Performance out of this car is still astonishingly fast, even with all of the junk modifications that have been done to it. We can only hope that Uribe will have a better taste when he upgrades.