Double Rear End
Mechanics 101, don’t fix a car and then cause exactly the same damage it came in for:
(My friend’s car gets rear ended and he brings it into a shop to get fixed. The day he’s suppose to pick up his car, he gets a phone call and this exchange occurs.)
Mechanic: “Hello, [my friend’s name]. This is [name] from the shop, and unfortunately your car’s going to take another week to be repaired.””
My Friend: “But you just called me an hour ago saying I could pick it up today. May I ask why?”
Mechanic: “You are never going to believe what happened. We had just completely fixed up your car when one of our guys pulled out of his parking spot and rear ended your car.”
My Friend: “So, my car was rear ended again?”
Mechanic: *sheepishly* “Yes. The repairs will be covered by us, sorry!”