Tired
This classic comes from Notalwaysworking.com:
(I am at a mechanic’s to get an oil change. I have been going to this place for a few years, but this is the first time I have seen this employee.)
Employee: “I need to go to your car to get the mileage and VIN number.”
(When we reach my car, he starts to check out the tires.)
Employee: “You’re going to need all your tires replaced. Where did you get them?!”
Me: “From you guys, about six months ago! What kind of s*** did you sell me?”