10. Lincoln Town Car (Late Models)
The Lincoln Town Car, especially in its later years, is synonymous with old-school luxury and a retiree vibe. Its dated design, massive proportions, and soft, floaty ride appeal to a very specific demographic, leaving little allure for young drivers or skilled thieves. There’s minimal demand for its parts, and the market for used Town Cars is shrinking. As Car and Driver notes, the Town Car’s reputation as a “grandparent’s car” keeps it safely off most criminals’ lists.