9: Snooki – Cadillac Escalade
‘Jersey Shore’ stablemate Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzo was more conservative when it came to her pimped-out ride. Her Cadillac Escalade EXT is decked out in flat black paint with pink accents and a notable set of rims. The color scheme is still hideous but at least it isn’t over-the-top like other rides in this list.

Just when you thought she had some sense, she stuck a cheap “boss lady” decal on the back. On top of this, there is a Kello Kitty sticker in the back window, which makes no sense if you follow Snooki in general. Overall, this is probably one of the ugliest Escalades on the road and we hope she had the sense to upgrade.