12. Dodge Durango R/T
You need an SUV with 475 HP and a 4.4-seconds 0 to 60 time and the ability to carry seven passengers. Basically, you need a small school bus in case your kids are terribly late for school, and you need to get them there in a hurry. You need a Dodge Durango SRT.

With 6.4-liter Hemi and 475 HP, this is a pure Dodge muscle car in a large SUV package. Unlike other vehicles on this list, which are mostly useless as real SUVs, the Durango is capable. Not only it is amongst the biggest and has three-row seating, but it can also carry and tow the biggest loads, which make it pretty practical and usable in real life. Best of all is the price, as it starts at $64,000.